Vegans, Stahp

Stahhhhp http://www.theflamingvegan.com/view-post/Vegans-Stahp

Why Are People So Surprised When Vegan Food Tastes Good?

What what? Another vegan post? Upvote me or something http://www.theflamingvegan.com/view-post/Why-Are-People-So-Surprised-When-Vegan-Food-Tastes-Good

10 Things Never To Say To A Vegan

Okay, NEXT POST will not be from the vegan blog. I think. http://www.theflamingvegan.com/view-post/10-Things-Never-To-Say-To-A-Vegan

10 Things Stopping You From Becoming A Vegan

I should stop writing vegan posts and actually update my real blog sometime soon... http://www.theflamingvegan.com/view-post/10-Things-Stopping-You-From-Becoming-A-Vegan

The Accidental Vegan

New Vegan post! I technically can't post this content on another blog if I submit to The Flaming Vegan, so here's a link! http://www.theflamingvegan.com/view-post/The-Accidental-Vegan-Almost

If you make an account and upvote me, I might get paid, or something.

I Caught A Cabbage!

Haha, it's me. http://jimstahrnewyear.blogspot.com/

Liveblog Of A College Alumni Event For A College I Didn't Go To

So, tonight I will be attending an alumni networking event for American University, a college I have never attended. To sum it all up, my coworker mentioned the event, mentioned something about free alcohol and food, so I was immediately in. Stay tuned for updates throughout the night/one massive update when I come home because I don't have a smartphone and can't update this blog on the go.

5:53 PM – Why am I doing this again? I wonder how to disguise myself as an American University student.

6:17 PM – Oh good I’ve just been told I will be a “special guest” representing my company. This coworker is tricky…welp, time to go take a dump all over these kiddies’ dreams.

6:30 PM – The Tenleytown metro stop reminds me of Looney Toons for some reason.

6:48 PM – Oh, she told them I have job offers. THAT’S how come I’ve been invited here. Let’s see if I can act well enough to get through this night. Oppa Tobias style.

7:10 PM – They’ve got crab cakes, steak, fried chicken things, and brie and pear quesadillas. Aaaand I’ve just had 6 plates. Worth it.

7:27 PM – Totally just talked to an MBA and sounded like I knew what I was talking about. Buzzwords are key. Oh, you’re into BI? Well I hear big data is very important. And synergy. Ummmm pick that low hanging fruit?

7:41 PM – So, definitely can’t BS Finance people. Not enough buzzwords as part of my vocabulary. Can only use the words “Bottom Line” so many times.

7:45 PM – Asian Finance Masters students have seen through my ruse. This is awkward. Need more beer.

8:17 PM – People are leaving and there is a ton of food left. I totally have a Tupperware in my backpack…

8:19 PM – I am an adult. This means no American University food for lunch tomorrow. I am not sure I like this adult thing…

8:20 PM – There’s leftover beer too…adults can take that right?